Everything You Never Wanted to Know About My Soviet Sojourn

Ashgabat, Turkmenistan

From how many miles I traveled to how many Snickers I ate and how many times I bawled my eyes out, here are the answers to all the questions you never thought to ask me about my so-called Soviet Sojourn – the 13 months I spent traveling around the former Soviet Union:

Days on the road: 390

Miles traveled: 36, 203 (give or take a few)

Longest train ride: 62 hours from Vladivostok to Ulan Ude

Longest bus ride: 12 hours from Amasya to Trabzon, Turkey

International flights: 7 – Chicago-Helsinki, Tbilisi-Rome, Rome-Istanbul, Tbilisi-Dushanbe, Bishkek-Riga, Riga-Barcelona, Barcelona-Chicago

Domestic flights: 4 – Moscow-Vladivostok, Ashgabat-Turkmenbashi, Bishkek-Osh, Osh-Bishkek

Countries visited: 20 – Finland, Estonia, Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova, Georgia, Armenia, Italy, Turkey, Azerbaijan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Spain

Countries visited for the first time: 18

Visas obtained in advance: 6 – Russia, Belarus, Azerbaijan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan & Kazakhstan.

Visas on arrival: 4 – Turkey, Armenia (2) & Turkmenistan

Samarkand, Uzbekistan

Cities visited: 70 – Helsinki, Tallinn, Kuressaare, St Petersburg, Veliky Novgorod, Moscow, Vladivostok, Ulan Ude, Irkutsk, Krasnoyarsk, Yekaterinburg, Kazan, Riga, Vilnius, Warsaw, Minsk, Grodno, Brest, Kiev, Lviv, Ivano-Frankivsk, Kolomyya, Kamyanets-Podilsky, Chernivtsi, Chisinau, Batumi, Tbilisi, Yerevan, Tandzatap, Rome, Assisi, Todi, Istanbul, Amasya, Trabzon, Erzurum, Kars, Mestia, Telavi, Lekit, Sheki, Baku, Lahic, Gyumri, Dushanbe, Penjikent, Shing, Padrud, Khujand, Tashkent, Samarkand, Bukhara, Mary, Ashgabat, Misrian, Nokhur, Khiva, Nukus, Aktau, Aralskoe More, Shymkent, Zhabagly, Taraz, Almaty, Bishkek, Osh, Karakol, Bokonbaevo, Barcelona, Girona

Coldest temperature experienced: -18F (Ivano-Frankivsk, Ukraine)

Hottest temperature experienced: 110F (Ashgabat, Turkmenistan)

Travel blogging conferences attended: 2

Total spent on phone and internet: $156.03

Places where I could not find free wi-fi: 6 – Olkhon Island, Minsk, Brest, Ashgabat. Mary, Bokonbaevo

Days spent with absolutely no internet access: 22

Galata Tower, Istanbul

Pictures saved & edited: 7,890

Packages sent home: 5

New pairs of Gap jeans purchased: 4

ATM cards eaten by machines: 2

ATM cards retrieved: 2

Major crying spells: 8

Boys kissed: 4

Boys I wanted to kiss but didn’t: 3

Shots of vodka consumed in Russia: 0

Shots of vodka consumed in Georgia, Armenia & Kyrgyzstan: Dozens. Or more.

Snickers consumed: probably around 390

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